If you enjoy the unexpected, this collection of bizarre, funny, magical, macabre short stories is for you! There is the ninety-year-old man who must manage his father’s wedding—and funeral. A woman saves a town by eating to defeat evil. A head of Buddha controls the TV. A man feeds parts of his body to his cat. A library of the future lends everything from pets to body fat. A man tries to feed the world by farming cockroaches. Join the parade of these and so many more who march to a different drummer!